Wednesday, February 23, 2011

and so it goes, don'tcha know?

and the Creek don't rise.

Thank you my darling. WOW. ok. 2011. rise to any occasion. yes, here fine. sorta. I'll be back. I love it here with all of you.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Well Whaddya Know?

If I had an opinion about this.

Well I just don't. I'm going back to bed.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Photo Aging

I just saw that commercial about photo aging.
Every time the light hits your face.....

So in a humanitarian effort to preserve the immense natural beauty of humans all over the world and eliminate daylight prejudice. You are all charged with the responsibility of wearing this every day.
Holes optional but highly recommended.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010


"It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence"


Tuesday, May 25, 2010


Judging. Left to the courts? Not for justice, left to the letter of the law. Mans book. Judging not by God. Left to the letter of mans mind. Judge. You all do, especially if you are a christian. Superior. No wonder, conflict. Write a new book. I just completely despise all of you your GOD, do anything to another that is unkind, or stupid F'up and then say this is his way. DUH, you guys suck. Your churches suck, all of them. ALL OF THEM. Especially christians.

And then again, I believe this is on Earth, as God intended. This planet is important to God, and we are too. Just like the ant. No more no less.

How so totally pompous to devise a tale of narcissism that he looks like us, that he wants us to come to his house, that he gives such a shit about us, us, us, us...

God loves me. I am am his creation. Like an ant. I will die, go to the earth, nowhere near like an ant. Embalming sucks. Plastic people, brilliant.

Your religion is corporate human resources. Your Faith? Hope.

Oh by the way, nobody goes to hell. We really should have stronger reasons for seeking therapy. Like Mom's from the dark side, to kick our asses to the light. Especially muslims.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Home Home Home

Just always so nice to get to do that, everyday that you want to do that. I've come to realize, by direct reaction, that you do not always know when it will be your last.

You did not know, until it was later, that it was.

If you have ever had to sift through..'STUFF'..left behind, it makes you think about not leaving a mess of your own. or secrets.

I got an e-mail last night with amazing scenes of breath-taking PLACES. The caption eluded to the concept that if this was how earth offered up the beauty, how much absolute MORE BETTER must there be in heaven.

I replied that heaven sucks, cause if you're in it, you're dead.
With this last, I'll quantify my qualifications. None. I don't believe a President has the power to define toilet paper, let then be a leader of consequence. No worse, no better.......this one. I do, however appreciate the political cartoons and shit-howdy, I saw a goodun.

Taxpayers voting for B.O. are like chickens voting for Colonel Saunders. And yes but...not really so funny cause....he may be the best to be fricasseed by????

Saturday, April 10, 2010

You did the right thing by putting off those important decisions, dear Aquarius, and not giving in to the pressure put upon you. You know very well that sometimes it's important just to do nothing, to relax, and to rest for the busy times ahead. Today you will feel refreshed and ready to tackle the world. You see your problems from a different point of view, and you are much more optimistic about things. Now, you can finally take a calm look at the situation.

Not a commando activist on all this here astrology stuff, but I do scratch my head at some of the right-on hits. Also wish I'd known as I was 'putting off important decisions'.....I was relaxing. I'm going to Texas next week. My parents are both MIA and I have here and now stuff to take care of and I hate it.

On the bestest side. She Who Is Ruler Of All The 2 years old today!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010


___ Hat
Cooking ___
___ Shot
Piss ___
___ Luck
Porta ___
___ Belly
Smoking ___
___ Hole
Coffee ___
___ Holder
___ Cheese
Hot ___
___ Ale
Melting ___
Lobster ___
___ Roast
Chimney ___
___ Sticker
Chamber ___
___ Liquer
Crock- ___
Pepper ___
Tin- ___
___ of Gold
Pol ___
___ -au-feu
Chicken ___ Pie
___ Still
Tea ___
___ Bellied Pig
Auto ___
Honey ___
___ Pourri
Neti ___
___ Rack
Flower ___
Steel ___ Helmet
___s and Pans
Stir the ___
Strawberry ___
Going to ___ ..........there, enough said?

did i forget any???

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

So I went to the Doctor last week. Doctor's. The dermo doc., the general doc., the baby doc. (used to do babies/now does parts) and then the MRI lady that squashes some parts. I last saw the dermo doc in 2004, the baby doc in 2008 (oops).....but the general doc all the time. I have blood he wants every 6 months. Just general blood, nothing fancy. Now I wait.
It is the kind of waiting that is just very nicely all right by me. I have friends that are doing some horrendous waiting. Very scary stuff. Stuff of unanswered prayers.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Never leave a burning candle unattended.
Never burn a candle near anything flammable.
Keep burning candles out of reach of children and pets.
Store candles in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
Avoid burning your candle in a draft to minimize smoke.
If your candle is burning unevenly, simply move the extinguished wick to the center with spoon handle while the wax is still soft.
Although candles may smell like food, they are not edible.

If your intuition kicks your leg underneath the table, don't just continue chatting as though nothing untoward is occurring. Ignoring a warning sign is unlikely to lead to a happy ending.