Thursday, August 12, 2010

Well Whaddya Know?



If I had an opinion about this.
...
...........

Well I just don't. I'm going back to bed.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Photo Aging


I just saw that commercial about photo aging.
Every time the light hits your face.....

So in a humanitarian effort to preserve the immense natural beauty of humans all over the world and eliminate daylight prejudice. You are all charged with the responsibility of wearing this every day.
Holes optional but highly recommended.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010



CALM DRIFTING AWAY, mouthpainted by TONY RYALS



"It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence"

Seneca

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

JUDGING

Judging. Left to the courts? Not for justice, left to the letter of the law. Mans book. Judging not by God. Left to the letter of mans mind. Judge. You all do, especially if you are a christian. Superior. No wonder, conflict. Write a new book. I just completely despise all of you that.....by your GOD, do anything to another that is unkind, or stupid F'up and then say this is his way. DUH, you guys suck. Your churches suck, all of them. ALL OF THEM. Especially christians.

And then again, I believe this is heaven......here on Earth, as God intended. This planet is important to God, and we are too. Just like the ant. No more no less.

How so totally pompous to devise a tale of narcissism that he looks like us, that he wants us to come to his house, that he gives such a shit about us, us, us, us...

God loves me. I am am his creation. Like an ant. I will die, go to the earth, nowhere near like an ant. Embalming sucks. Plastic people, brilliant.

Your religion is corporate human resources. Your Faith? Hope.

Oh by the way, nobody goes to hell. We really should have stronger reasons for seeking therapy. Like Mom's from the dark side, to kick our asses to the light. Especially muslims.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Home Home Home

Just always so nice to get to do that, everyday that you want to do that. I've come to realize, by direct reaction, that you do not always know when it will be your last.

You did not know, until it was later, that it was.

If you have ever had to sift through..'STUFF'..left behind, it makes you think about not leaving a mess of your own. or secrets.

I got an e-mail last night with amazing scenes of breath-taking PLACES. The caption eluded to the concept that if this was how earth offered up the beauty, how much absolute MORE BETTER must there be in heaven.

I replied that heaven sucks, cause if you're in it, you're dead.
With this last, I'll quantify my qualifications. None. I don't believe a President has the power to define toilet paper, let then be a leader of consequence. No worse, no better.......this one. I do, however appreciate the political cartoons and shit-howdy, I saw a goodun.

Taxpayers voting for B.O. are like chickens voting for Colonel Saunders. And yes but...not really so funny cause....he may be the best to be fricasseed by????

Saturday, April 10, 2010

You did the right thing by putting off those important decisions, dear Aquarius, and not giving in to the pressure put upon you. You know very well that sometimes it's important just to do nothing, to relax, and to rest for the busy times ahead. Today you will feel refreshed and ready to tackle the world. You see your problems from a different point of view, and you are much more optimistic about things. Now, you can finally take a calm look at the situation.





Not a commando activist on all this here astrology stuff, but I do scratch my head at some of the right-on hits. Also wish I'd known as I was 'putting off important decisions'.....I was relaxing. I'm going to Texas next week. My parents are both MIA and I have here and now stuff to take care of and I hate it.



On the bestest side. She Who Is Ruler Of All The World...........is 2 years old today!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

POT

___ Hat
Cooking ___
___ Shot
Piss ___
___ Luck
Porta ___
___ Belly
Smoking ___
___ Hole
Coffee ___
___ Holder
___ Cheese
Hot ___
___ Ale
Melting ___
___-Bound
Lobster ___
___ Roast
Chimney ___
___ Sticker
Chamber ___
___ Liquer
Crock- ___
Pepper ___
Tin- ___
___ of Gold
Pol ___
___ -au-feu
Chicken ___ Pie
___ Still
Tea ___
___ Bellied Pig
Auto ___
Honey ___
___ Pourri
Neti ___
___ Rack
Flower ___
Steel ___ Helmet
___s and Pans
Stir the ___
Strawberry ___
Going to ___ ..........there, enough said?

did i forget any???
kisses!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010





So I went to the Doctor last week. Doctor's. The dermo doc., the general doc., the baby doc. (used to do babies/now does parts) and then the MRI lady that squashes some parts. I last saw the dermo doc in 2004, the baby doc in 2008 (oops).....but the general doc all the time. I have blood he wants every 6 months. Just general blood, nothing fancy. Now I wait.
It is the kind of waiting that is just very nicely all right by me. I have friends that are doing some horrendous waiting. Very scary stuff. Stuff of unanswered prayers.

Monday, April 5, 2010


Never leave a burning candle unattended.
Never burn a candle near anything flammable.
Keep burning candles out of reach of children and pets.
Store candles in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
Avoid burning your candle in a draft to minimize smoke.
If your candle is burning unevenly, simply move the extinguished wick to the center with spoon handle while the wax is still soft.
Although candles may smell like food, they are not edible.



If your intuition kicks your leg underneath the table, don't just continue chatting as though nothing untoward is occurring. Ignoring a warning sign is unlikely to lead to a happy ending.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

If it has a hollow head-It's most certainly a male!

american greetings
This is a scientific anomaly as indicated by angular distance from the sun in the daylight.
I know. I am a first generation air-head. Totally.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Springtime Bunny
Mouthpainted by...GYULA TORMA

"In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous"

ARISTOTLE

Monday, March 29, 2010


Ultimately, there's a limit to how much better you can make it for others. The Full Moon reminds us that if you only have one life to live, it should probably be your own.

Friday, March 26, 2010



It's not often that you get the chance to switch sides or turn on a dime without causing upheaval. If such a opportunity should arise, grab it before it gets away.


UPHEAVAL: extreme agitation or disorder : radical change.

Thursday, March 25, 2010


Should you feel imprisoned by a problem, "Open Sesame" is to embrace the new.
Sure it's not easy to leave your comfort zone- but try anyway.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010







If the wall is too high to climb over, get out your shovel. The pretty one. The one with power to prevail. There are more possible approaches than you bother to ponder. Don't rigidly cling to your usual stance out of habit. How's that working for you?

Tuesday, March 23, 2010



You gotta grow, thankfully sometimes leaving less-than-scintillating situations behind. The Good News! Broadening your horizons can be a tough job so this may be the day you learn to bite back. More Good News, trust yourself, bite hard.

And then again....you could just pick him up and mush kisses all over his face.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

and so I say


verily unto you.


jeeze louise and OMGoodness.

Yes. and thank you very much. much better.

Thanks for ....yes sirree.

Now onto the next matter of business.


Whatever comes from us, the keepers of this planet..


c'est la vie.


and I hope we can do it again without instructions.
bring it, please God. We can tend the garden.

Monday, January 18, 2010