Monday, July 27, 2009

Pigs in Paradise Pokes



Some people just crack me up. Thank God. That and my concealed weapons license has lapsed. okokok just kidding, really. I love this planet, just hope it stays glued together until they yank me off of it. I am not humble just stupid. This is where I'm going for my next vacation. Right here. I've always wanted to come back as a pig, now they have their own island, something I've strived to aquire for myself. They have mud bath spa days, on demand. They always have curly tails. They are forever shapely. They are smart, very smart. They have cute shoes, Comemon....those are peep toes. All their babies are adorable and they mind. AND THEY ARE PINK and they have fun. Then when it's all said and done....you're bacon. Everybody loves bacon. Live Love Laugh Lots.

11 comments:

  1. snorkeling porklings!! oh yeah . . . sea salt and bacon . . . the best!!!! steven

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  2. Pigs have thirty minutes orgasms or at least that's what I've read.

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  3. Thanks for the laugh...
    and for stopping by the blog...
    You have been so quiet, I was
    worried that I had offended you..
    ever the worrier...

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  4. Not to worry. Chasing Grandbaby in San Diego. Must be something like trying to keep up with Teas????

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  5. Except for the mud part ...

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  6. Wow, how did they agree to become clean :-O

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  7. hoo ha! I once saw a pig while vacationing in Florida...to this day nobody believes me, or my pig story...I am beginning to think i only imagined it...

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  8. I love pigs, too! I no longer can eat them, except for very occasional bacon. :-O

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  9. Truly (or should I say verily?) what's not to love?

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