It is day 4 of my captivity. Thanks to the current level of torture, sleep deprivation, I have failed 6 word verification tests. I am hunch-back due to the physical abuse I endure for hours at a time. My head is continually filled with propaganda.... e i e i o.....I am not fed properly. I have 4 minutes to bathe. My clothes are shredded. I am held hostage by a small tiny ravenous gobbledegook speaking mostly humanoid creature that is ruler of the world. I must obey.
do not be deceived.......she must be obeyed.
oh yes. Courage, Verily. Thou Shalt Prevail - sort of.
ReplyDeleteAh well it seems maybe it would be best to wave the white flag
ReplyDeleteThanks for the visit and very funny comment ... I am still giggling..
You are so funny! Now I have to eat pizza dangit.
ReplyDeleteHere's the worst part . . . The small, tiny, ravenous gobbledegook mostly humanoid creatures can latch onto you for approximately 18 years! Save yourself!!!
ReplyDeleteAwww ... she's so cute for a small, tiny, ravenous gobbledegook.
ReplyDeleteCute or not, I hope you survive!
She owns me. I shall become insufferable.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I know that feeling! (She must be obeyed!)
ReplyDeleteHi there, Verily: I looked at poietes last night. Very helpful stuff. Thanks for your concern, and for forwarding such good information. You are terrific. Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteEFH
Thanks for stopping by my blog. I only write
ReplyDeletewhen the spirit moves. Don't wave the white
flag just yet. What a beautiful little girl.
Shirl
Are you alive?! Oh no! I'm sending a search party!
ReplyDeleteHope I didn't offend with my Teacher Protests post. It wasn't my intention.
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