Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Please Send Pizza



It is day 4 of my captivity. Thanks to the current level of torture, sleep deprivation, I have failed 6 word verification tests. I am hunch-back due to the physical abuse I endure for hours at a time. My head is continually filled with propaganda.... e i e i o.....I am not fed properly. I have 4 minutes to bathe. My clothes are shredded. I am held hostage by a small tiny ravenous gobbledegook speaking mostly humanoid creature that is ruler of the world. I must obey.
do not be deceived.......she must be obeyed.

11 comments:

  1. oh yes. Courage, Verily. Thou Shalt Prevail - sort of.

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  2. Ah well it seems maybe it would be best to wave the white flag

    Thanks for the visit and very funny comment ... I am still giggling..

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  3. You are so funny! Now I have to eat pizza dangit.

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  4. Here's the worst part . . . The small, tiny, ravenous gobbledegook mostly humanoid creatures can latch onto you for approximately 18 years! Save yourself!!!

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  5. Awww ... she's so cute for a small, tiny, ravenous gobbledegook.

    Cute or not, I hope you survive!

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  6. She owns me. I shall become insufferable.

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  7. LOL! I know that feeling! (She must be obeyed!)

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  8. Hi there, Verily: I looked at poietes last night. Very helpful stuff. Thanks for your concern, and for forwarding such good information. You are terrific. Keep up the good work.

    EFH

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  9. Thanks for stopping by my blog. I only write
    when the spirit moves. Don't wave the white
    flag just yet. What a beautiful little girl.

    Shirl

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  10. Are you alive?! Oh no! I'm sending a search party!

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  11. Hope I didn't offend with my Teacher Protests post. It wasn't my intention.

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